We’re hooking you up with a chance to win a Margaritaville Blender worth over$184!

Not only can this machine whip up frozen drinks in a minute while you and your friends attempt to light your wood fire grill pit with a gallon of gas, but it can do it in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Who needs power with this marvel of modern technology? This thing can whip up to 80 drinks on a single charge, which will be sure to last longer than your liver or a bottle of tequila. Even Tim the “Tool Man” Taylor is letting out a grunt of approval. The only thing you have to worry about is feeding this beast a steady supply of ice from the mountains of Nepal, because only the best will do for this party animal.

36 ounces of throat quenching drinks can be made in a single shot, ensuring the likelihood of at least one brain freeze (assuming you have the required equipment).

So, what does it take to get your hands on a machine that is the punch line to more legendary stories than Chuck Norris? Simple, follow this link and click the little “Like” button at the top of the page.

On Monday evening Aug. 22nd, one person who has Liked their page that fortune has shown favor to will be picked to receive the most advanced party accessory since the toga.